Bowling Aficionados Pillows

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas

Vikings to the Super bowl.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

Jimmy Anderson

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'