Bowls Aficionado Pillows

'I know he's unorthodox but he's a brilliant bowls player.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Fried chickens.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'The grudge match.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'You've had enough!'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Body by Jake

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.