Fast Bowling Fanatic Gifts

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Joe Hundredaire

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Extreme Bowling.

Stonehenge Bowling

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'What are YOU doing here?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

Cricket.

"Throw it before it's too late."