Fast Bowler Fan Gifts

'Bit quick, is he?'

Under pressure.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Formula One car origami

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Pig Trotter

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"We have to keep them guessing."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Caddy With A Cool Box

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

Dog Scalextric

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

'What are YOU doing here?'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?