Fast Bowler Fan Gifts

'Bit quick, is he?'

Under pressure.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Formula One car origami

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Caddy With A Cool Box

Dog Scalextric

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"We have to keep them guessing."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

'What are YOU doing here?'

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'