Fast Bowler Gifts

Men in animal cage with a sign 'Please don't feed the fast bowlers'

Cricket Accidents.

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'What are YOU doing here?'

Cricket.

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

"HDTV?"

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Sisyphus Learns to Cope

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Beginner approaching the lane.

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

Zen Bowling.