Fast Bowler Gifts

Men in animal cage with a sign 'Please don't feed the fast bowlers'

Cricket Accidents.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

King Pin

Pin-atas

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'What are YOU doing here?'

Cricket.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"HDTV?"

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

Sisyphus Learns to Cope

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

Beginner approaching the lane.

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.