Fast Bowler Fears Gifts

Cricketer praying before bed "and please,please,please no short risers on middle and leg."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'What are YOU doing here?'

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"HDTV?"

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

Beginner approaching the lane.

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

Men in animal cage with a sign 'Please don't feed the fast bowlers'

Strike!

'Try letting go a little sooner next time.'

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

"Well, hello! What are the odds?"

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling

'Dave? This diploma is from Uncle Willie's 21 day College of Neurology, this is an award for second prize in a bowling tournament, and this is for third prize in a pig-calling contest.'

Sisyphus bowling

Fast Bowler

"We have somehow angered the country's bowlers."

'Bit quick, is he?'

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Tenpin Bowling using Explorers and Missionaries heads for bowling balls

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

"Rocco is proof that you can throw the ball over 300 miles per hour, and still not bowl over 100."

There are more things to life than bowling---but I ignore them.

Richard Hadlee

Merv Hughes, Australian Fast Bowler.

'I want to do business with a man who doesn't bowl.'