Perspective Bowler Gifts

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Straightening up.

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball