Bowling Consultant Gifts

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling ball head.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Jimmy Anderson

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'