Bowling Consultant Gifts

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Joe Hundredaire

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'