Bowling Strategist Gifts

General bowling.

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Polar bear bowling alley

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas