Bowling Strategist Prints

General bowling.

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Bowling ball head.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'