Bowling Gifts

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

Bowling pin line up

'Your crystal ball has holes in it!' 'When business is bad I give bowling lessons!'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Skittles match.

Polar Bears Bowling.

"Why me?"

Beginner approaching the lane.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Guillotine and bowling pins.

'I don't like the looks of this...'

'We have ways of making you talk!'

'Let me put your cholesterol levels in terms you'll understand. If they were your bowling scores, you'r be making a fortune on the pro tour.'

Bowling ball ambushed by bowling pins.

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

"Have you ever considered another line of work?"

Egyptian bowler.

'Okay, make a wish, and bowl out the candles...'

'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'

"I think you'll find my management style pretty direct."

Life in America (couple with guns).

Polar bear bowling alley

Sleeping while bowling.

"Would you all mind moving to the end of the table?"

Heads Will Roll

There are more things to life than bowling---but I ignore them.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'The grudge match.'

"Payback time."

General bowling.

'Dave? This diploma is from Uncle Willie's 21 day College of Neurology, this is an award for second prize in a bowling tournament, and this is for third prize in a pig-calling contest.'

"I figured out how to do my weight lifting and improve my bowling score at the same time."

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Snake leaving bowling alley with bowler and ball.

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo