Bowlers Gifts

"We have somehow angered the country's bowlers."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Jimmy Anderson

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."