League Bowler Gifts

Strike!

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Jimmy Anderson

Joe Hundredaire

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'