League Bowler Gifts

Strike!

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Joe Hundredaire

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"