Bowler Gifts

"Underarm! Underarm!"

'We have ways of making you talk!'

'Okay, make a wish, and bowl out the candles...'

The Pro Bowlers Strike a Pose for their Reunion Photo

Cricket ball deliveries

'Remember - no short deliveries.'

'Cricket Hits - By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat.'

Chess bowling.

Cricketer gets hit in the balls.

Cricket Accidents.

Why centipedes make poor batsman. 'Not LBW again?'

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

The bowlers day-dream

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling

The notorious James gang, hellbent to go bowling!

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

"I can't wear those I'll look riciculous."

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

"Try not to loft the ball so much."

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Bowling Ball Restraining Order

"Does he realize he's rolled his cell phone and he's talking into his ball?"

Pin-atas

"Back up please Sir, I take a long run up."

"...and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

Demo Skittles

Sisyphus Learns to Cope

King Pin

Court. Motion to strike, your honor.

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.