Boozy Bowler Gifts

"Greg of Rockland County. Patron saint of inebriated bowlers."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Joe Hundredaire

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'