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"Greg of Rockland County. Patron saint of inebriated bowlers."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Joe Hundredaire

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Jimmy Anderson