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"We have somehow angered the country's bowlers."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

King Pin

Corporate thinking.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Joe Hundredaire

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'