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"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Cricket Accidents.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

King Pin

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"