Amateur Bowler T-Shirts

'Try letting go a little sooner next time.'

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Corporate thinking.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Jimmy Anderson

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"