Beginner Bowler T-Shirts

Beginner approaching the lane.

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Jimmy Anderson

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'