Bowler With A Twist Gifts

Cat Bowling

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

King Pin

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins