Quirky Bowlers Gifts

'At least my shirt and shoes are kind of cool.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Cricket Accidents.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Cricket.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Sisyphus Learns to Cope

Bowl-A-Rama

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.