Quirky Bowler Gifts

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Cricket Accidents.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

Bobsleigh practice.

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Cricket.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'