Quirky Bowler Gifts

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Cricket Accidents.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Cricket.

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Bobsleigh practice.

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Chess bowling.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'