Flirty Bowler Gifts

"Have we met before?"

Cricket Accidents.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Cricket ball deliveries

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"You've got a green light - use it!"

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

Cricket.

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

Sisyphus Learns to Cope

"-and give their hunky centre forward a big,juicy smacker from me!"

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

Sisyphus' League Night