Cosmic Bowler Gifts

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

"When your profile said you were a ball player this isn't exactly what I had in mind."

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Bowl-A-Rama

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Michael Jackson.

Cricket Accidents.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

King Pin

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Pin-atas

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Did you hear something?"

People Who Talk To Elvis...

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

No Air Guitar

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'