Cosmic Quarterback Gifts

'Go deep!!'

High-gravity baseball

The Adventures of God

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Newton's cradle

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

"Did you hear something?"

Space Orchestra

No Air Guitar

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Mooning Moon

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'Sudden death?'

Bowl-A-Rama

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

'Spotting the jacal in the rille left him roupy.'

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