Cosmic Kicker Gifts

The God's football

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The Adventures of God

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Football

Wind Warning on the moon.

The Big A** Theory

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

"Entanglement meets string theory."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.