Cosmic Trekker Gifts

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Head over Hooves

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Lost World: You are Here

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Mars Poppins

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."