Interstellar Trekker Gifts

Another spacewalk?

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

Alien Painting Moon

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Alpha Centauri

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

Planet is a target.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

Wind Warning on the moon.

Confusing directions,

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'