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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Hysterically laughing monster.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Alien Painting Moon

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Wind Warning on the moon.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

Alpha Centauri

Planet is a target.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Confusing directions,

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'