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The Lost World: You are Here

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

'Go to Daddy!'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."