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'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Head over Hooves

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Lost World: You are Here

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.