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'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"Now when we're under attack by aliens it may be a bad time to bring this up. Captain..."

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

William Shatner Goes To Space

Captain's Log - star date.

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

Only Spocks

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Sparkling Water

The Lost World: You are Here

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Emergency exit into Space

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Luke Sleepwalker...

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Chickenspox

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Just one last crossing to make..."

James Earl Jones