Star Trek Mugs

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

Vulcan thought police.

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

"Now when we're under attack by aliens it may be a bad time to bring this up. Captain..."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'In a surprise announcement, the CIA will be headed by a Klingon...wait a minute...who inserted this script from Star Trek?!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

Live long and prosper.

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

No, Ernie, I said to get Mister "Spock."

Do you know why I love Star Trek, minion? We called me in at 2am to talk about this? It's because it's a lefty-liberal utopia. They've eliminated scarcity. There's all the food and shelter anyone could ever want, so there's no more need for capitalism. They flat-out say there's no such concept as money in their society. And yet we've seen them buy things. With money. Plenty of times. It's absolute proof that people never truly have to live up to the ideals they espouse, and that's always been an

Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!

Why do you keep asking people if they've ever sued anyone for libel? Well, someone libeled me. I'm a Starfleet captain in "Star Trek Online." Someone playing a Ferengi merchant had that Ferengi call my captain "incompetent." right in front of my whole crew. My whole crew quit. My captain went into a downward shame-spiral. He started drinking, stopped shaving, and now he's captaining a garbage scow out of Sherman's planet. Suing a fake person's real person for defaming a real person's fake person

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

William Shatner Goes To Space

Captain's Log - star date.

The socially distanced greeting that evolved after Covid-19 infiltrated Vulcan

Only Spocks

Projecting Obama

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Sparkling Water

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!