Star Trek Fan Mugs

"I'm sorry, but the needs of the money outweigh the needs of the you."

"Will you stop saying 'Pfizers on stun'!"

'Love your work, but not as much as your beard. Hey, I'm just kidding.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem?" "Movie critics." "For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional." "You said 'Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner.'" "See? Completely objective." "You said 'Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is.'" "Objectively speaking."

William Shatner Goes To Space

Chickenspox

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Meet the author"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The star hunters

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."