Star Trek Fan Mugs

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

The private life of Captain Kirk: 'Beam me up Scotty! Her husband's coming!'

"I'm sorry, but the needs of the money outweigh the needs of the you."

"Will you stop saying 'Pfizers on stun'!"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

"Then there is the episode when Kirk and Spock get stuck on this planet...."

Beam Me Up, Scotty

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

Live long and prosper.

'Love your work, but not as much as your beard. Hey, I'm just kidding.'

'Do you have any interests you wish to declare?'

January 20, 2009 Redux

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem?" "Movie critics." "For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional." "You said 'Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner.'" "See? Completely objective." "You said 'Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is.'" "Objectively speaking."

No, Ernie, I said to get Mister "Spock."

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

William Shatner Goes To Space

Chickenspox

Projecting Obama

The More You Fight the Trade Deficit, the Worse It Gets

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

"Meet the author"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Einsteiners.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."