Star Trek Fandom Mugs

"Of course these photon blasters don't work, they're fauxton blasters."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"It's the dawn of a new era"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A day at the transgenic races

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"