Star Trek Fandom Gifts

"Of course these photon blasters don't work, they're fauxton blasters."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Meet the author"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Einsteiners.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

The star hunters

Best before 65 million BC.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

The Pink Bantha

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Science fiction fans on other planets