Long-time 'star Trek' Fans Gifts

'Sure, it didn't work, but 'two to beam up' was worth a try'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Pink Bantha

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Cary Grant

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Projecting Obama

Chickenspox

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

Police Box

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"For Pete's sake, Hal. Just check the box."

The More You Fight the Trade Deficit, the Worse It Gets

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

Bad luck.

'Love your work, but not as much as your beard. Hey, I'm just kidding.'

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

St Luke's Calling: 'Luuuuke, I am your father...'

'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'

Live long and prosper.

January 20, 2009 Redux