Long-time 'star Trek' Fans Gifts

'Sure, it didn't work, but 'two to beam up' was worth a try'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Chickenspox

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

"For Pete's sake, Hal. Just check the box."

Bad luck.

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Love your work, but not as much as your beard. Hey, I'm just kidding.'

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'Have you given serious consideration to adding investment-grade Star Trek trinkets to your portfolio?'

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."