Star Trek Enthusiast Gifts

Bedroom Ayes...

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Apple Pie Abduction

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The flies have landed.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."