Star Trek Fans Gifts

January 20, 2009 Redux

Klingdon awareness month.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Walt Disney on ice."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

A day at the transgenic races

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

The Pink Bantha

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Best before 65 million BC.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"They look like pickles."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Blue Origin

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."