Space Travel Fans Gifts

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The Pink Bantha

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

NASA Special

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Swamp gas

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Astronaut Selfie.

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Off to a bad start.

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."