Space Fiction Fan Gifts

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

"Meet the author"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'