Space Travel Fanatics Gifts

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Blue Origin

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

NASA Special

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Swamp gas

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Bad Dog!"