Space Travel Fanatics Prints

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Teenagers!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

NASA Special

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Swamp gas

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"I'm infectious."

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Bad Dog!"