Trekking Enthusiast Gifts

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Bear Signpost.

Walking To School Simulator

Steve found himself on his travels.

Fork in the trail.

"What are you growing?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"