Trekkie Enthusiast Gifts

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

Country Bumpkin.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Beam me up. Scotty!

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Walking To School Simulator

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"What are you growing?"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

Bull Treadmill

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Orienteering 101