Trekkie Aficionado Gifts

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

How am I abducting?

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Be open to help.

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Beam me up. Scotty!

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Walking To School Simulator

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Dog Igloo.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'Pick a business card.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Skier.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane