Trekkie Aficionado Pillows

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Echo Tourism'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

How am I abducting?

Sport Utility Boot.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Be open to help.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Walking To School Simulator

Dog Igloo.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Pick a business card.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Skier.