Trolley Aficionado Pillows

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Trainset

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

S**t Creek Halt

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Lowbrow Lolita

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

The interminable!

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Monster Roller Coaster

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Bloody HS2

'The patient who thinks he's a train,his wife has just derailed him!'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Friendly Troll.

BLT

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Hey guys come see, Trevors found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

Tunnel of Butts.