Trolley Aficionado Gifts

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Trainset

S**t Creek Halt

Lowbrow Lolita

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

The interminable!

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Science Day

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Scrambler.

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Monster Roller Coaster

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Friendly Troll.

'The patient who thinks he's a train,his wife has just derailed him!'

Bloody HS2

BLT

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

"Hello, I'm on the train!"

Tunnel of Butts.

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."

Hey guys come see, Trevors found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"This roller coaster relationship is starting to make me feel a little sick, Kevin."

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st